courtroom jokes

October 12, 2008 • no comment • 1333 views

When reading law, you need these kind of jokes to pump laughters back into your life.

How was your first marriage terminated?

By death

And by whose death was it terminated?

 

Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

 

Please state the nature of your relationship to the minor child.

I’m his mother.

And you have been so all of his life?

 

She had 3 children, right?

Yes

How many were boys?

None

Were there any girls?

 

Were you acquainted with the deceased?

Yes

Before or after he died?

 

Do you believe that you emotionally unstable?

Yes

How many times have you committed suicide?

Four times

 

All your answers must be oral, OK?

Oral

How old are you?

Oral

 

And what did he do then?

He came home, and next morning, he was dead

So when he woke up the next morning, he was dead?

 

Can you describe the individual?

He was about medium height and had a beard

Was this a male or female?

 

Have you lived in this town all your life?

Not yet

 

The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

 

You don’t know what it was, and you don’tknow what it looked like, but can you describe it?