I never understood this hype about Kate Moss. She looks like a druggie, dresses like a druggie and is a druggie. What kind of a role model is that? People were going crazy with the “Save Kate Moss” campaigns trying to get big labels to un-ban her ads after her drug phase (which never seems to end!). Forget “Save Kate Moss”, let’s “Save Topshop”.

I don’t mean to be rude, but I really don’t like her style. There’s nothing elegant or feminine about it.

So I wasn’t surprised when I didn’t see anything I liked in her new Topshop collection.

The colours are so dull, the patterns are so grandma-ish, and the style is too homeless hippie for my liking. And those that don’t make you look poor, make you look totally out of this world.

I mean, snakeskin hotpants?!! What on earth made her agree to put her name on that?!

This top makes you look like you just came out of the jungle, and a leopard puked all over you and tore out one sleeve really neatly. Oh, and not to mention, you are also completely homeless. I absolutely dislike this asymmetric look.

Metallic leather leggings. No self-respecting person would wear this. Maybe on a dare. No, not even that, actually.

Nobody would look good in this! It’s frumpy and oh so dull.

Can someone else please design for Topshop?! Maybe Rachel Bilson? Or Nicole Richie? Omg I actually can’t think of anyone else in Hollywood.