cath kidston
May 19, 2009I’ve mentioned before that I’m a very impatient person. I can never sit for hours in one place, and exam is not an exception. How do they expect you to sit there for 3 hours straight without getting a pair of aching buttocks?
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Mid-way through the exam, my legs were already shaking bored. I even had to go to the toilet just to move my legs around.
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Anyway, during my many “mind trips”, I decided to check out the bags lined up at the side of the room. My eyes caught sight of this one Cath Kidston bag. I never really liked Cath Kidston, but after staring at that bag for a whole minute, I decided I liked it.
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Cath Kidston is known for sweet floral prints that can dangerously cross the line to being grandma-ish and puke-inducing. But when it gets the balance right, it’s perfect. It really is the epitome of sweetness, femininity and softness.
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I checked out the Cath Kidston website and there were so many things I pictured myself having! (This is danger zone)
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So anyway, with the whole summer excitement and all, I dream of laying down on the sand on this really pretty beach towel, head covered with this straw hat and wearing only this bikini.
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And of course to get to some nice beach somewhere, I have to fly on a plane to somewhere. So I will obviously NEED some traveling items. I will wear this saddle bag and sling it over a really nice white summer dress. In case my luggage gets lost, I will write my name and address on this gorgeous luggage tag, which will probably bring more attention to my luggage actually. Then on the plane, I might be really tired from carrying all those luggage, so I will want to take a nap and not be disturbed, so I will put this eye mask on.
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And when we get to the hotel, I won’t like the bathrobe and the shower cap because they’re not pretty, so I will be so relieved that I brought this pretty bathrobe and this shower cap with me.
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Suddenly my iPod battery will run out, and I will realise that I left my charger. So thank god I brought this radio with me!
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It will rain super heavily, so I will bring this umbrella to walk around. In case we get lost somewhere in the rain, I can set up this tent to keep us safe. I probably will cry after a while because I’m scared and I cry easy, so I will wipe my tears with this rose handkerchief.
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Soon, the beach trip will be over, and I’ll have to get back to reality at home i.e. cook, clean, laundry. And because I’ll be such a diva, I will refuse to do housework without these items:
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I’ll be so tired from housework, so I will want to have a picnic with my girlfriends, but not without this gorgeous picnic set!
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This is such a sweet life, isn’t it? And we’ll have Cath Kidston to thank!
IDIOT HAHAHA THIS POST PERFECTLY DEPICTS YOUR DORKNESS… btw I want that picnic basket! I’ve been eyeing one on Fortnum & Mason (the Wicker Picnic one if you’re wondering….) but so ex omg. *HINT*
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Btw the eye mask is gorgeous!!! I’m using the gold MAS one that Lou so lovingly stole err I mean brought back for me haha! I want those hangers too…. argh! Proudduck, you’ve unleashed a can of worms that Mr. S*’******h would not approve of! Hehe
Can I add that I’ve been wanting a picnic basket for the past year now???? Or a nice tea set from Royal Doulton? Kinda like this whole set: http://www.royaldoulton.com/GB/Royal_Albert/_Tableware/Old_Country_Roses#HFI
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No? Ok. I swear I am an old auntie inside.
I think getting ALL that stuff would be overkill la, Proudduck!
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I am digging the picnic basket and bikini..and maybe the hangers. But the obsession must stop there.
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Love you really.
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Ss, get a hold of yourself! So makcik okay your Royal Doulton choices. -__________-”
Hahah fuck off.. eh wanna buy the whole set for me ah… +/- 500pounds? Yes???
ahahahahahaha this post is so cute! damn funny. but tbh, i also would like using most of the stuff 😉
hey vi, was procrastinating, when i should be studying for family, and came across your website! really entertaining lah. and omg, i don’t know how you find the time to be bored during the exam! i can’t even find the time to pee, so i usually make a bee line for the toilet when we’re let out! haha
Proudduck, why are you ignoring my request for a picnic basket?