I’m not very witty with comebacks.
When my friends tease me, the best I can do is to say “Whatever la you.”
So, Dean bought me this little book full of mean jokes and remarks.
They’re quite funny, but I would never say it out loud to people.
One day I found Dean flipping through it and laughing his head off.
So to share some of his humour with you…..
You’re very open-minded. Is that how your brain slipped out?
I like the material of your dress. You were lucky to get so much of it
I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
Do they ever shut up on your planet?
I like you, people say I have no taste, but I like you..
You’re so fat, when you get into an elevator, you have to go down
I thought of you today. I was in the zoo
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you worse advice
I see you were so impressed with your chin, you added 2 more
That’s what they mean by dark and handsome. When it’s dark, you’re handsome.
There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it
I can always tell when you’re lying. Your lips move.
Sigh…Men and their humour.
Right now, he and his brothers are crazy over this duo band (or comedians, I don’t know) called Flight of the Conchords.
They’re so famous everywhere, but I just don’t get it.
I didn’t know what was so funny about them, and Dean got so pissed off that I didn’t seem to enjoy his flavour of the month. Apparently I killed his buzz. Hehe.