men and their humour

August 28, 2009 • 3 comments • 855 views

I’m not very witty with comebacks.

When my friends tease me, the best I can do is to say “Whatever la you.”

So, Dean bought me this little book full of mean jokes and remarks.

They’re quite funny, but I would never say it out loud to people.

One day I found Dean flipping through it and laughing his head off.

So to share some of his humour with you…..

You’re very open-minded. Is that how your brain slipped out?

I like the material of your dress. You were lucky to get so much of it

I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

Do they ever shut up on your planet?

I like you, people say I have no taste, but I like you..

You’re so fat, when you get into an elevator, you have to go down

I thought of you today. I was in the zoo

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you worse advice

I see you were so impressed with your chin, you added 2 more

That’s what they mean by dark and handsome. When it’s dark, you’re handsome.

There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it

I can always tell when you’re lying. Your lips move.

Sigh…Men and their humour.

Right now, he and his brothers are crazy over this duo band (or comedians, I don’t know) called Flight of the Conchords.

They’re so famous everywhere, but I just don’t get it.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nje9vwKLhh0]

I didn’t know what was so funny about them, and Dean got so pissed off that I didn’t seem to enjoy his flavour of the month. Apparently I killed his buzz. Hehe.