When I was younger, I used to dream of becoming a ballerina. But at dance classes, I was the only one who couldn’t point their feet nicely. I am quite flat-footed, so I don’t have that elegant arch. So when everyone could stand on their toes, I was the most graceful swan wobbling to the ground.

Had I known about these Loubies, I would have cheated my way up dance school right now.

I was googling wedding shoes and found these.

Ouch.