toilet story

January 9, 2013 • no comment • 2218 views

So this is my toilet story.

I’m grumpy most mornings now.

I get soooo sleepy in the morning that Dean has to literally shake me to get me to wake up.

You know why?

Because I had to wake up 2-3 times to pee!!!!!!!!!!!!

“More fluids, drink more fluids,” people would tell me. Well veryyyy funny to tell that to pregnant women, guys.

One glass of water drags my butt to the toilet twice.

And I’m one of those freaks who has this habit of drinking water right after they pee. It’s this phobia that I’ve just lost water, so I need to replenish so my body keeps hydrated. So you can imagine me at 2 am slouching from the toilet to the kitchen to get a glass of water, then out of bed again at 6 am to the toilet. Then to the kitchen again.

It’s quite funny.

But I’m not laughing now.

I’ll laugh after this peeing phase stops.

Sigh. Well, at least you know what I’m going to do after I click Publish Post.

My new office.