he’s a boy ok?!

September 30, 2014 • 35 comments • 4253 views

Guys, do you think Daniel looks like a girl?

Two people, TWO… came up to me and asked how old my daughter was. Wanted to pull their hair really hard, but I decided a polite smile was enough. Plus, they probably could hear my racing heartbeat and boiling blood.

A girl! Sheesh man.

He wore this today.

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A blue sweater (with a very scary tiger on it, it’s very manly), black track pants, and navy blue shoes.

WHERE DO YOU SEE THE PINK AND BRAIDS AND BOWS AND LONG HAIR?!

A girl!

Hmpphhhhhh!!!

In the cab on the way home, the cab driver looked back and said “Oh my, your baby is so cute. Is it a boy or a girl?”

WHAT?!!!!!

The polite smile came out as a reflex. “A boy,” I said through gritted teeth.

He laughed and said, “Oh! He looks like a girl!”

*jaw drops to floor*

So. Rude. You look like a girl, you!

At home as I took off Daniel’s shoes and socks, I said to him, “I’m shaving you bald tomorrow, Daniel.”