toink, toink
February 14, 2015So ready to pop, like these balloons!
The belly button is ruder this time round, though. Baby girls must be nosier or something. My belly button sticks out no matter what top I wear, making me look like I have a third nipple! So now I have resorted to cover it with a plaster. *cries*
I was checking it in front of the mirror this morning. “Is it obvious?” I asked Dean.
He decided to lie. “Of course not!” Then came nearer to me and pressed my belly button (which I hate btw… Dean and my sister love doing this to me, I hate them). “Toink, toink.” He says as a sound effect.
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Some people are just begging to be smacked, aren’t they?
Dean is having so much fun with the pregnancy jokes now that it’s coming to the end already. He is on a rollllll just like how he was during the first pregnancy.
The other day, I came to him and said, “I’m soooo hungry.”
He looked at my belly. “Really? You look like you had more than enough for lunch.”
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Then, we were at the pharmacy buying shampoo and stuff. He passed the pregnancy aisle and while I was carrying all the toiletries, he looked at me and said, “Hmmmm, maybe we should get one of these pregnancy tests. I think you’re pregnant.”
People around us looked really confused.
Forgive my husband, guys. He thinks he’s funny.
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Dean’s sense of humor never fails to crack me up though. Haha.
Hahahah he should join maharajalawak!
hahahaha
Hahaha…I like the part when you said, “I was carrying all the toiletries”. Hehehe…Men. What to do huh?
Wakakaka…sorry to laugh at your expense Vivy, but cannot tahanlah…Dean’s so funnyy…
I think you should do a compilation of his pregnancy jokes…guaranteed it’ll be a best-seller! 🙂
Lotsa Luv
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HAHAHA!
he is. so funny la ur husband. hahahaha!!
yes, he is funny! haha
Hye Kak Vivy, I don’t know if you will read this or not but we met at Jaslyn Cakes just now.
I was speechless.
But now that I’ve recovered my words, I wanna wish you well!
Baby M is gonna come out soon, stay home and be safe.
I love you Kak Vivy! 🙂
OMG! I thought you were in labor.Our dear V,is still pregnant.
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haha comel sesangat uols berdua 🙂
Hahaha. That last part, I could imagine your reaction when he said that.