Me at the Apple store recently:
HOMAIGOD THEY HAVE A GOLD LAPTOP!!!!! I NEED THAT IN MY LIFE.
*zooms straight to the display*
Dean was more careful, asking the guy about the laptop.
What the guy said: It has a very slow processor.
What I heard: This laptop is very good, it will teach you patience.
What the guy said: This laptop is not good if you want to use heavy applications.
What I heard: Awww such a simple laptop.
What the guy said: It will be very slow if you load several apps at the same time.
What I heard: It wants you to focus when you do your work.
What the guy said: You shouldn’t download Adobe Photoshop because it will be slow.
What I heard: Sokay, VSCOCAM is my new best friend anyway.
What the guy said: The laptop is good for simple use only.
What I heard: I’m a simple use kind of girl.
Dean turned to me looking slightly disappointed with the honest review the guy gave. Bless him for being honest! Dean asked me, “So do you still want it?”
“DUH DO YOU NOT SEE IT’S GOLD??!!!!!!”
How women shop.
Today I’m writing this first blogpost on Goldilocks (that’s her name, guys). And I hate to admit it, but dang it this laptop is freaking slow. My blog backend is still loading from 10 minutes ago so I’m literally writing this post on Microsoft Word and copying and pasting it to my blog later when it loads. If you are reading this, maybe 2 days have passed since I wrote this.
I must have been looking stressed because Dean looked at me and laughed.
“Slow, huh?” he asked condescendingly. Rude.
“Oh, but it’s GOLD!” Dean pointed out, laughing.
Whatever… look how prettyyyyy.